Ghanima: Good evening, Fandom. I hope you all had fun last night, as your vacation comes to a close. My radio partner and I will be headed off tomorrow morning to pick up your new classmates from the Portalocity terminal at BWI to start off a new year.

Deadpool: Bitches better recognize.

Ghanima: Dear one, with your fashion sense, we can ( Read more... )

Ghanima: Good evening, Fandom. I am rather sure there are only three of us on the entire island, and I only came back from Dune for tonight. And of course, it appears my date stood me up. So we'll go straight to the notes. Bruce Wayne was reading the dictionary in his room, and Jaina Solo had Caritas open, and was trying out different types of ( Read more... )

Deadpool: I’m here this time! Honest! No boozin’ or watchin’ my Disney overlord.

Ghanima: You owe me for last week, Wade.

Deadpool: Is this where I offer you my firstborn?

Ghanima: No, I won't babysit Jan for free, nice try.

( I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids! )

Ghanima: I spend the last two days lost in some walls, and now you expect me to read notes? Charming. Where is my cohost?

*nervous squirrel chittering*

Ghanima: I have no idea why you're talking about the fourth wall and his meta needs, but fine, give the notes here. Wade, you owe me.

( IN WHICH LAINEY GOES DRINKING WITHOUT ME AND I SADFACE )

Deadpool: Ah, another slow Saturday night.

Ghanima: I'm beginning to think everyone hibernates on the weekends. In weather like this, it is only logical.

Deadpool: Huh. Woulda thought it was more active on the weekend.

( I lost my arm in the last Cupcake War. Uncool, Food Network. Uncool )

Deadpool: Holy crap, people are still in town? Really? Are we sure these aren't, like, life model decoys? I hear Fury uses them all the time. Yup. All. The. Time. Take that as you will.

Ghanima: I'd rather not, since I'm rather sure I know what you want us to think.

( Cut for the funsies )

Deadpool: Wow, I don't think I've ever seen so few notes. Should... should we make shit up?

Ghanima We could, but I'd rather just read them off, and then we're free to go our own ways.

Deadpool: ...that's boring.

( Elvis is in the house )

Deadpool: I better get booze for all my work here. I could be... elsewhere. Doin’ important stuff. And things.

Ghanima: Like singing the Dora songs?

( ...Don’t make me stab you. )

Ghanima: Good evening, Fandom. It's Saturday, again, and so we're here to bring you what little news there is.

( With little to no singing or dancing! )

Deadpool: Aww, you guys piled up alcohol for us! You’re so kind.

*chittering*

Deadpool: Oh, that’s for you? Well, that’s not very nice. Teasin’ people with free booze and acorn themed cups. Uncool, guys.

Ghanima: It's probably the spiked punch from the dance. We don't want that anyway; you don't know what's in it.

Deadpool: I love spiked ( Read more... )